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BEWARE Church of Lootius, Desperate House is comming for YOU

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After a long dry spell and furiuos loots a strange force was starting to be felt in the soc of Desperate House,

This dark force grew over recent months and after Lykke a memeber of the Church started globaling regular the anger grew so much for our top miner he through his probes to the earth with such rage he reached a deapth of 666 metres, 666 he laughed what a strange depth to get a claim, he pulled out his driller and up poped this strange skull,
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The force was strange and felt by all in Desperate House, so we all gathered @ my apartment and looked @ this skull, The dark Force grew and grew so much we started to get scared, So we all charged up our tp chips to leave asap when the energy from the mindforce chips was drawn out and into the skull,

Up rose the skull and a dark figure came forward,
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I am SUITOOL lord of the underworld and the master of all loot

Madman stood forward and asked " I thought that was lootius, " with one crack off his whip i was dead, so i ran back from the revival and said "emmm okay then mabey not"

Suitool "Off course not, he is my inferiour little cousin and will pay for his deseptions towards me"

Madman "what can we do for you oh mighty one"

Suitool " The church i want them all to burn in hell for their constant insults to me and my workings , They all must pay"

Madman "Even that luvely Lykke, i cant do anything to her, emm well yeah i could :ahh: but i cant kill her"

suitool " You will and must for they are the ones who have upset the balance of the loot, If they had not interfeared with the loot, none off this new wave off uber loots on noob mobs would ever have started, KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL"

madman " Yes master me and all @ Desperate House will do all to take them down and make sure the WAR on LOOTIUS will be victorious,"

Suitool " For your work and dedications i will reward you with riches of what you have never seen before"

madman "We will not let you down, we will wage war on the church and provale , Lootius will Die along with all his pessents."


Desperate house are looking for active members to recruit in the fight against the Church and fellow beleivers, this war will be long and dificult but we will provale, coem join us and our fight against him.
If your fed up with the loot come join and fight for the good off our world

LET THE WAR BEGIN ​
 
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Lootius: "Ahh ... family! Long time no see"

Lykke: "Here we go again... SUITOOL, did you loose weight?"

Lootius: "SUITOOL, now calling himself Lord of the Underworld, was once like a brother to me. It all happened under a game of poker. We played high games and he lost his beautiful worshipper, Lykke, to me"...

Lykke: "Hm... sad but true... "

Lootius: "SUITOOL - you can't handle the truth of me being the Lord of Loot and you the Lord of tooL. And I can hear you forgot all about the Book of Lootius! In the book it is said:

Paragraph 1. Origin Creation.
At first there was nothing. Just Darkness.
And Lootius was flying over water, scanning the
eternity through his purple shades.

And Lootius came and said "Let there be Loot".
And there became Loot. And He decided that is was good.

And then Lootius created the mobs, and the mines,
and the different crafts.

....
Lootius: "THEN , after my revelation, you made tooLs and that is the true story, SUITOOL"

Lykke: "Oh Lootius, what shall we DOO!!!! We are only priests and nuns, all virgins and not prepared to fight a beast like SUITOOL. Once you rescued me from his crimson rooms but for how long can we resist the evil flames from his eyes ...?"

Lootius: " Lykke, fair Nun, do not underestimate my power! The power of looting by believing in Lootius is much higher than the power of believing in the filthy, tooL-making bastard - whom I once called family - SUITOOL and his little oppressed undersized follower, manman, even though he DID say some pretty nice words about you ... "

Lykke: "OHHHH"

All Nuns and Monks: "OHHHH"

All together: "OHHHH dear Lootius we will do what we can to fight against Desperate house even if it's gonna be for the last ped we got ... "

Lykke: "Lootius - we worship only THE"

MADMAN, YOU WANT WAR? You GOT war!!! ​
 
crickey, sounds sound SIOTOOL isnt a very nice guy :(
 
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA this will be fun :yay: . Hope to see the results in the HOF section. GL
 
OOOooOOoOOOhHhHHHhhH! :whiner:

I'm just a humble servant of Our Lord Lootius, but I'm not prepared for war at all...because my modified beerlauncher is in the garage atm. :D
 
I dont think starting a war with CoL is such a good idea...where did those Snablesnot people go???
 
Lord Suitool condemns the praise of the blasphemer Lootious. The dark one rewards those who honor him, and the heretics known as the worshipers of Lootious will be punished in due time. "We will feed the fire of glory, we will live the life of darkness, we will destroy the very thought of Lootious" so says our master of death. Let it be known that there will be rewards for those who acknowledge their past mistakes, but there will be hell in store for those who continue the praise of Lootious.

One of the many dark underlings,

+Gol
 
::Standing by the Church door looking confused, orientation literature still in hand::

Hey, I just got here...What?:confused: :confused:





:laugh: Need to fix that siggie...
 
Hear Ye, Hear Ye ... let it be known that JetStar Alliance is taking up arms and joining CoL in this fight against the evil, wicked and nasty SUITOOL (what the hell kinda name is that ANYway).

We don't take kindly to those who challenge Lootius ... my 50+ globals/hofs in mining in a little over 2 weeks proved that Lykke's little chat with Lootius paid off, and the power of the connection is there. He blessed JSA with a silent uber last night in the Hogg fields after having patience, so our alliance is definitely with CoL in this battle.

Dear Lykke ... please give our regards to Lootius, and thank you again for your blessings upon our hunting and mining efforts, much appreciated. Just let me know what, where, when, and how and we're there. :D

You're messin' with the wrong people up in here! :laugh: Sounds like fun ... bring it on! :wtg:



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I've only now returned from madman's apartment and I can confirm, all that he said is true. Allow me to expound upon what my ears heard and what my eyes have seen.

We were indeed taken aback by the strange force which emanated from the skull. I was stunned when before us stood a giant of a figure, 9, no, 10 feet tall at least, crouching to keep from bumping his head in the apartment. He looked around and each of us were transfixed by his gaze, for then, deep down, in the bottom of our souls we knew the truth. The truth has metamorphosised each of us in our own way. Some of us are slowly undergoing physical changes, some of us mental..., others seemingly there has been no effect. What this means we don't yet know. :scratch2:

He told us he would speak so that we may understand... and that we may call him Suitool. When he said it I heard only 2 syllables, like a "suu-too." Only later was I informed by our resident language specialist and loot historian, Zappen, of the more widely-known spelling.

He spoke at length about lootius, and something called the book of lootius. He revealed to us that the book was written by lootius and his followers, so ofc it would cast lootius in a good light, while practically ignoring suitool.

Before he left, he said he would return from time to time.. and as he disappeared we looked at one another and knew that all he had said was true.

as for starting a war, we are not starting a war. suitool said it was begun long ago, in a long forgotten time and place. And now, we will finish it.

We didn't choose our adversary, it was chosen for us by suitool, for there was a time when we were friendly with VF and CoL... but that time appears long gone, no matter how stunning their leader may be.
 
As a founding member of CoL and being educated in the fine arts of praising the virgi.. ehm.. Lootius I can not stay passive to such trembling news.

So I'll drink a beer waiting the results.

Hey, that's not passive!

:laugh:
 
Nebu said:
I dont think starting a war with CoL is such a good idea...where did those Snablesnot people go???
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Exactly where these mad fools are going. Somewhere dark, lonely, and most of all, loot-less. They are forever forced to watch Bill O'Reilly rant and ramble, while "Rivers of Babylon" plays loudly in the back, and Vogons read poetry to them.

Yes. Very cruel. I had a few other suggestions, but Lootius said I was a sick individual for even thinking of them. He then grinned at me, patted me on the back, and proclaimed this would have to do for now, but if ever there would step up another pagan cult, the ideas might be used.

Hint: It includes a bit of sleep inbetween the above punishments. While that seems like good news, you'll be teamed up with Bubba. And no lube anywhere nearby!

Repent, you heathens! For Lootius shall be victorious. The biggest loser will be your sphincter!
 
*dragging out the beer crate and opening up a huge bucket of popcorn*

:D
 
Polynices said:
from another thread...

...and thus, suitool smote him and banished him from having an informed opinion in this thread
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Lootius does not discriminate in such ways. Besides, faith is not restricted to such simple boundaries as universes. It clearly shows that your erronous ways come from failure to understand the scriptures.

You are foolish in your ways, and you know it, but try hiding your own insecurity behind cheap shots that you know hold no ground.
 
Though I have sold my soul to Siotool, our soc has an ancient treaty with CoL. So im kinda devided on this one...

I think we'll stick with CoL on this one as I only scammed Siotool to buy my shoesole... What can I say, I cant just ignore an old treaty..
 
Squee said:
Though I have sold my soul to Siotool, our soc has an ancient treaty with CoL. So im kinda devided on this one...

I think we'll stick with CoL on this one as I only scammed Siotool to buy my shoesole... What can I say, I cant just ignore an old treaty..
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Brother Squee, and Sister MindStar. Thank thee greatly for offering your support in these dark times. We, from the warroom of the Church, are quite certain that the sacrifices you will be making will be duely rewarded by Lootius.

So far, CoL teamed up with 2 other societies. The Desperate House seems a little more desperate by the minute.
 
Heathens! Desperate indeed....we banished the snable lovers from this planet and we shall banish this foe as well.

Fear not brothers and sisters of the Church....our paths may have diverged, but you have my enblade, my axe and my plasma (and maybe even me if there's enough beer). May we rid this world of the blasphemers once and for all!

I shall call upon my friends the Ex Cons to assist as well. You really don't want to piss off an Ex Con!
 
We stand by you.

I will commit my finest angels of the navigators to aid the CoL in this epic battle.
 
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Polynices said:
I was stunned when before us stood a giant of a figure, 9, no, 10 feet tall at least, crouching to keep from bumping his head in the apartment.
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Heh. I missed this bit before. You worship a fricking HOBBIT.

If Lootius wants to make himself known to people who are in narrow spaces, Lootius widens those spaces, or transports those people to places where they can comfortably twist their necks by looking up far into the clouds upon his fair face.

If your diety bows for this physics engine, he's a wuss. Lootius will laugh when your suitooL tries slapping Him with his purse.
 
Lykke said:
I wrote SO much .. and this is what you got??? :scratch2:
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I got what was important out of the message....
so... How you doin'?

LOL
 
NotVF - again, u don't even play, so ur opinions are uninformed.... begone :p

suitool said something about not being concerned with trivialities

btw, wtf is a "diety?"
 
Crag said:
I got what was important out of the message....
so... How you doin'?

LOL
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Better than you will be after VF saw your message :D
 
Crag said:
I got what was important out of the message....
so... How you doin'?

LOL
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A-Ha! A soup lover!


Polynices said:
btw, wtf is a "diety?"
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Something Polish to do with Diets. Do you not even know how to Google?

And if you're not concerned with trivialities, why continue to retort in the same way as you did earlier? I most eloquently countered your pathetic attempt at an insult. Let me do so again in a form of language you might be able to grasp.

"HARGH! BIG ROCK YOU RECKON! LOOTIUS IS MOUNTAIN!"

Shouldn't you be clubbing women before dragging them in your cave, whenever you feel like you need a break from banging two rocks together to create the "OOH HOT ORANGE!"?
 
hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahhahahahahahahah...


:evilking: It's on like Donkey Kong...
 
NotVF said:
And if you're not concerned with trivialities, why continue to retort in the same way as you did earlier?
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If u pay attention to what I wrote, it is suitool who is not concerned with trivialities...

I, however, enjoy discourse on the trivial of the trivial, as long as it is informed discourse. :wise:
 
NotVF said:
Shouldn't you be clubbing women before dragging them in your cave, whenever you feel like you need a break from banging two rocks together to create the "OOH HOT ORANGE!"?
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"Man is the bridge between ape and god."(*)

Be compassionate with this innocent man. He doesn't know it better, but he may be on the right way.



(* Quote taken from David Zindells SF novel "Neverness")
 
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